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The Curse of the LoafDate: May 23, 2005 4:56 PM
Subject: phil's explanation of butterloaf vs. butteredloaf
Dannyjenn: A cat scratched me earlier, lol.
PJizzle: NOOOOOOO, now you will become a Kittyloaf when there is a quarter moon!
PJizzle: It's the curse of the loaf.
Dannyjenn: ...Or is it?
PJizzle: All cats have some loaf DNA, but the Kittyloafs have more loaf DNA.
PJizzle: And now you will gain the cat DNA, which also contains loaf DNA, and then become the Kittyloaf!!!!!!!!
PJizzle: The cure is eating a Dogslice, which is only a slice of a loaf and contains dog DNA, which counteracts the Kittyloaf DNA. Because the dog and cat DNA fight with each other.
Dannyjenn: So, in what country do they eat dogs? lol
PJizzle: Um, like Canada.
PJizzle: H–E–double-hockey-sticks, because hell's main sport is hockey, and most people hate hockey.
Dannyjenn: I don't think so. But if they fought, wouldn't they cross-cancel and leave the loaf? Which would make things worse...
PJizzle: Yes, exa
The Divine Lo Que3/9/2005 8:12 PM
Dannyjenn: Anyway... according to Kyle Shaver (I changed the idea some), there's an ultimate Kittyloaf called "the Divine Lo Que". Its attacks use all the elements, and it's got the touch of Midas...
Dannyjenn: Except it turns things to bread instead of gold.
Dannyjenn: Basically, it looks like a real live cat, but it's completly made of bread.
Dannyjenn: And it's immune to Deji.
PJizzle: What about butter?
Dannyjenn: Butter never killed Kittyloaf.
PJizzle: What about a knife?
Dannyjenn: Well, it'd turn the knife into bread before it can get stabbed.
PJizzle: What about laser knives?
Dannyjenn: It'd just freeze itself with its ice element, then the laser would just thaw it out. Therefore, Kittyloaf received no damage and the laser just used itself up.
PJizzle: Light can't freeze though.
PJizzle: (I forget what laser stands for though...)
Dannyjenn: No, I mean the Kittyloaf would freeze itself. So it'd be frozen bread. Like that frozen bread you buy in
A Never-Ending StoryA Never-Ending Story: Part One of Infinity
by Dannyjenn, PJizzle, and PhysicsRules
Dannyjenn takes it upon himself to go walking through the building with a baseball bat, and smashing every toaster that comes to sight.
The bat explodes in his own hand, dealing him 283 damage.
Dannyjenn is knocked unconscious.
Two turns later...
The Colonel shows up and gives him some KFC samples.
Dannyjenn wakes up, holding "The Sampling", with no idea how it got there.
Obtained The Sampling.
Dannyjenn uses The Sampling.
The enemy goes into a state of insanity.
(enemy = English class)
The English class absorbs The Sampling, fusing with it.
Now the teacher can only talk by saying "meow mix" and Lofian.
Well conveniently the Lofian word for "meow mix" is "the", so it reverts back to English.
It turns out that the English teacher is Catboi.
Cats fill the room.
Dannyjenn attempts to control the cats.
Dannyjenn ends up getting scratched.
Dannyjenn reads The Sampling
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