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The History of LofemonIt all started back in my programming class on December 16, 2004, when a classmate (named Aymen) was telling his friends about some hilarious webpage he came across on E-Thug (which is now a completely different site owned by someone else). I overheard their conversation and went over to Aymen's computer, where he had the page open in an Internet browser. On it I saw some animated gifs and heard a sound file playing in the background. One of these gifs was a "kittyloaf" (which is, a loaf of bread with cat ears and a face).

Upon further research, I discovered that the kittyloaf was an Internet meme (but still pretty new / not very well-knoThe History of Lofemonin Game Design

Initial Reality II (Part 2/2)Initial Reality II story (part 2/2)
original document: Monday, July 6, 2009 3:48 PM
revised document: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 8:42 AM

[continued from part 1]

Scene 10 - Pirates vs. Ninjas:
• Storm decides that the only way to save the world is to get
all 9 artifacts and stop Dannyjenn, even though Dannyjenn
didn't say how or why the artifacts are important. In fact,
it seems weird to go on a long, hard journey to collect all 9
artifacts when there isn't a solid reason why, but that's how
Storm rolls, yo.
• With the new ship, the party can now go to other continents,
but for some strange reason that is never explaiInitial Reality II (Part 2/2)in Game Design

Initial Reality II (Part 1/2)Initial Reality II story (part 1/2)
original document: Monday, July 6, 2009 3:48 PM
revised document: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 8:42 AM

Characters:
• Storm - The main character. Sixteen years old, has spiky hair
and a big sword. All girls love him... he's so hot with his
sharp, pointy hair. Heroic, even when the situation doesn't
call for it. He is smart enough to solve puzzles, but will do
unnecessary things such as going through a complicated dungeon
instead of just stepping over a one-tile large river (or
random rocks) in the way. And for some reason, he is obsessed
with hair gel (which takes precedence over most thinInitial Reality II (Part 1/2)in Game Design

The Paradox of the StoneOne well-known argument against the existence of an omnipotent God is as follows: If God is omnipotent, can He create a rock so heavy that He Himself can't move it? This problem is designed to cast doubt upon God's omnipotence. God can either make the rock and not be able to move it (i.e. he lacks physical strength), or he cannot make such a rock (i.e. he lacks the ability to make certain things). Either one of these outcomes would imply that God does not possess limitless power.

However, this problem is flawed in the way that it is worded and in the way that "omnipotence" is being implicitly defined.

"Omnipotence" simply means "having unThe Paradox of the Stonein Miscellaneous

3D Easter Eggin Photography

Wigglepicin Photography

3D Snapshotin Photography

The Trinityin Miscellaneous

Cak = 256/81 (3.160493827...)We all know about pi, but there's also another real number that I like to call "cak" (that's not its actual name... I just like to call it that, lol).

cak /keɪk/(noun) the "approximate" ratio of the square of half the diameter of a circle to the area of a square whose sides are 8/9 of the diameter of that circle(cardinal number) the value of the ratio: 256/81 (approximately 3.160493827), represented by a symbol that looks sort of like an open circle or a "c" rotated about 90° to the leftOrigin: 2003 (play on "pi"), from Middle English cake, of Scandinavian origin; related to Swedish kaka and Danish kage

Cak is one of the oldest approxiCak = 256/81 (3.160493827...)in Miscellaneous

Mummyin Miscellaneous

The Knives of MarchThere once was a cat from St. Ives,
And it killed seven mice on the Ides.
Each mouse in a house eats seven grains of rice,
(A rat in Tom's house might eat the ice cream.)
Rice, mice, rats, and cats,
Who killed Caesar with his knives?The Knives of Marchin Miscellaneous

Queen Obamain Miscellaneous

Lofemon (Part 2/2)LOFéMON script and notes (part 2/2)
original document: Monday, June 23, 2008 6:48 PM
revised document: Thursday, March 7, 2013 6:54 PM

[continued from part 1]

SEA ROUTE 3 (dock)

CAPTAIN:
(if PLAYER’s level is less than 15)
[PLAYER cannot board the PIRATE SHIP]
(else if PLAYER’s level is at least 15)
[PLAYER can board the PIRATE SHIP]

PIRATE SHIP

JARJARIO:
Itsa mesa, JARJARIO! Mesa programmed SONIO. Yousa know,
SONIC + MARIO! Hesa in mesa’s crew now!

[edit - I didn't include this in the original file, but the
original plan for the PIRATE SHIP is that after battling all
the PIRATEs, the ship will Lofemon (Part 2/2)in Game Design

Lofemon (Part 1/2)LOFéMON script and notes (part 1/2)
original document: Monday, June 23, 2008 6:48 PM
revised document: Thursday, March 7, 2013 6:54 PM

Items:

Name Type Effect
CATFOOD Medicine restores 25 HP
TUNA FISH Medicine restores 50 HP
FRESH WATER Medicine restores 35 HP
CAMEL’s MOUTH Medicine restores 100 HP
BRITLISH TEA Medicine restores 200 HP
POTATO CHIPS Medicine (?)
COFFEE Medicine restores 10 PP to one attack
GLAZED DONUT Medicine cures all status conditions and
restores ACCURACY
STALE HEAL Medicine cuLofemon (Part 1/2)in Game Design

GreasokinesisDate: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 11:25:41 EST
Subject: and also this is amusing too

Dannyjenn: And speaking of greasokinesis, I can control the grease in the walls and make its frequency exactly opposite of mine, so it will attract my grease and I will be able to climb the walls like Spider-Man. Then if I wanted to, I could shoot webs of grease out of my hands!!!!Greasokinesisin The Book of Loaf

RPS ExtendedDate: Mar 6, 2006 7:59 PM
Subject: Do you know how to play rock paper scizzors extended?

PJizzle: Do you know how to play rock paper scizzors extended? lol, it's basically rock paper scizzors, except you come up with whatever symbol you want and play it, and then afterwards you have to decide if what you did beats what they did (like skunk beats fireball, Nixon beats Satalino, etc). It's like, all we do in forensics, Dan made it up.RPS Extendedin The Book of Loaf

Follow the White Rabbit06/16/06 2:54 PM

PJizzle: Hhahahaha, I knews it all along, it was made of bread, right?
Dannyjenn: Mah-bay.
Dannyjenn drinks some cat beer.
Dannyjenn: Actually... you don't know what cat beer is, do you?!?!?!?!! MWHAHAHAHAHAH!
PJizzle: No, I don't.
Dannyjenn: lol, well now you do... (actually you still don't...) Cat beer is like cat urine or something.
Dannyjenn: So now you know, but I can make you forget.
Dannyjenn holds out a red pill and a blue pill.
Dannyjenn: One of these pills is made of cat urine, so if you take it then it'll be all disgusting... but the other pill will make you into a millionaire.
PJizzle: Okay, I take the blue pilFollow the White Rabbitin The Book of Loaf

George Washington RantDate: Aug 8, 2005 12:06 AM
Subject: george washington rant or something

King > President. Basically, George Washington was a hippie that was all like, "Yo King George, you stole my name!!!! I'm gonna protest!!!!!" And he came to America and became president (because he wanted to be the king, but America was poor because the only Americans back then were hippies, and the pirates were beastly), and anyways, King George pwn'd George Washington during the Revolutionary War.

Well, to continue my story (rant)... Britain beat America in the Revolutionary War, and then all the British pirates showed up. But some of them were stricken with mentaGeorge Washington Rantin The Book of Loaf

Lofian GeneticsDate: Apr 18, 2006 7:48 AM
Subject: Loafian genetics

Well, not even Lofian physics can argue the (genetic) inheritance properties of the loaf.

Crossbreed a cat and bread... the offspring is Kittyloaf.
Crossbreed a fish and bread... the offspring is Fishyloaf.
Get bitten by the cat and have loaf venom in your bloodstream as you eat butter... tiny loafs in the blood absorb butter and become Butter'dlofs. They grow and clog your arteries. Then if you survive (without taking an antilofotic) and you eat more butter, then Butter'dlof becomes Butterloaf (formerly known as Fattyloaf), a deadly loaf who is composed 90% of butter and is guaranteed Lofian Geneticsin Game Design, The Book of Loaf

Deloke and MauDate: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 17:30:54 EDT
Subject: deloke & mau

PJizzle: So Mȧu is the body and Deloké is the soul?
PJizzle: And the bad guys are trying to steal Deloké or something?
Dannyjenn: I haven't really put that into the story yet, but Deloké is a cat made out of bread (I have no idea how), but it is possessed by Mȧu's soul. Mȧu is the dead body. I dunno, maybe you need to extract the soul of Deloké to resurrect Mȧu.

PJizzle: Mȧu is the dead body of Deloké (it says), so how can it be a dead body and possess Deloké, if it is the body of Deloké? So it's really possessing itself!
Dannyjenn: I dunno, I guess it's tDeloke and Mauin Game Design, The Book of Loaf

Faolytte Co.Date: Sun, 12 Jun 2005 17:59:29 EDT
Subject: (no subject)

Basically, there's an evil organization called "Faolytte", and they developed a parasite (the "faolyt tick"). What it does is it gets into an object and makes it "living" (but for some reason, it only affects bread). It attracts Kittysouls as well, and the bread becomes possessed by the kitty's spirit. (That's what a Kittyloaf is.) Well, the Kittyloaf is still being controlled by the tick (which is evil), and the Faolytte organization is forcing the Kittyloafs to attack things. They destroyed the farms, which caused the country to be struck by famine. The "Prof. Oak" character (Faolytte Co.in Game Design, The Book of Loaf

The Curse of the LoafDate: May 23, 2005 4:56 PM
Subject: phil's explanation of butterloaf vs. butteredloaf

Dannyjenn: A cat scratched me earlier, lol.
PJizzle: NOOOOOOO, now you will become a Kittyloaf when there is a quarter moon!
PJizzle: It's the curse of the loaf.
Dannyjenn: ...Or is it?
PJizzle: All cats have some loaf DNA, but the Kittyloafs have more loaf DNA.
PJizzle: And now you will gain the cat DNA, which also contains loaf DNA, and then become the Kittyloaf!!!!!!!!
Dannyjenn: lol
PJizzle: The cure is eating a Dogslice, which is only a slice of a loaf and contains dog DNA, which counteracts the Kittyloaf DNA. Because the dog and cat DNA fight with eaThe Curse of the Loafin Game Design, The Book of Loaf

Star Wars HippieDate: Wed, 18 May 2005 20:58:41 EDT
Subject: starwarshippy

PJizzle: Who would win in a war between hippies and non-hippie Republicans?
Dannyjenn: Ray-poob-lee-kans.
PJizzle: Nope. They wouldn't win. I'll tell you why...
PJizzle: Hippies don't go to war (that's the point of being a hippie), so the Republicans are actually fighting themselves.
Dannyjenn: ...No, that's where you're wrong. Hippies are actually fighting in the war against America. That's why they have all the drugs and are all anti-American up in it.
Dannyjenn: They just use chemical warfare (i.e. the drugs), but no actual fighting, lol.
Dannyjenn: (Like, they blow some marijStar Wars Hippiein The Book of Loaf

The Divine Lo Que3/9/2005 8:12 PM

Dannyjenn: Anyway... according to Kyle Shaver (I changed the idea some), there's an ultimate Kittyloaf called "the Divine Lo Que". Its attacks use all the elements, and it's got the touch of Midas...
Dannyjenn: Except it turns things to bread instead of gold.
PJizzle: lol
Dannyjenn: Basically, it looks like a real live cat, but it's completly made of bread.
Dannyjenn: And it's immune to Deji.
PJizzle: What about butter?
Dannyjenn: Butter never killed Kittyloaf.
PJizzle: What about a knife?
Dannyjenn: Well, it'd turn the knife into bread before it can get stabbed.
PJizzle: What about laser knives?
Dannyjenn: It'd just freezeThe Divine Lo Quein Game Design, The Book of Loaf

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